Mouf guard. pic.twitter.com/cMsdC9ieIv
Month: February 2014
One cookie? But I have TWO hands!
One cookie? But I have TWO hands!
barrel feet [bear al feet] adv. & adj. 1: the state of not wearing any footwear
barrel feet [bear al feet] adv. & adj. 1: the state of not wearing any footwear
Dad made me put socks on because I have barrel feet. He’s one to talk. Have you seen his hooves?
Dad made me put socks on because I have barrel feet. He’s one to talk. Have you seen his hooves?
When mom asked me if I wanted to share my toys, I had no idea it would be with theses savages. Can I get a mulligan?
When mom asked me if I wanted to share my toys, I had no idea it would be with theses savages. Can I get a mulligan?
Went to Monster Trucks with mom and dad tonight. There was FIVE ones! So loud!
Went to Monster Trucks with mom and dad tonight. There was FIVE ones! So loud!
This one killed the other night: “It’s game over for you, daddy… but it’s not game over for *you* mommy!”
This one killed the other night: “It’s game over for you, daddy… but it’s not game over for *you* mommy!”
Dad brushed my teeth with mom’s toothpaste last night. Ouch! Three glasses of milk and I can still taste the spice…
Dad brushed my teeth with mom’s toothpaste last night. Ouch! Three glasses of milk and I can still taste the spice…