Month: February 2016

I want to go to Germany so we can go full speed on the auto barn and the newer bug ring.

3… 2… 1… BLAST OFFFFFFFF!!! pic.twitter.com/Oj4gNlmJWo

The F word rhymes with DUCK!

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Called dad a cock head. Apparently he doesn’t like to pretend he has a chicken’s head. Mom says that’s not a word we use.

Hugh Glass has nothing on me. I was attacked by a bear AND a crocodile last night. I still made it to kindergarten. pic.twitter.com/j1ova5d2VZ