Went to Monster Trucks with mom and dad tonight. There was FIVE ones! So loud!
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This one killed the other night: “It’s game over for you, daddy… but it’s not game over for *you* mommy!”
This one killed the other night: “It’s game over for you, daddy… but it’s not game over for *you* mommy!”
Dad brushed my teeth with mom’s toothpaste last night. Ouch! Three glasses of milk and I can still taste the spice…
Dad brushed my teeth with mom’s toothpaste last night. Ouch! Three glasses of milk and I can still taste the spice…
We went to Science World. The balls go “POONT!”
We went to Science World. The balls go “POONT!”
So easy to make dad laugh: “See that green light dad? It means its ready to turn green!”
So easy to make dad laugh: “See that green light dad? It means its ready to turn green!”
Just dropped the biggest deuce of my life. Can’t tell if dad is amazed or horrified. Either way, he’ll be cleaning that potty for days. :)
Just dropped the biggest deuce of my life. Can’t tell if dad is amazed or horrified.
Either way, he’ll be cleaning that potty for days. 🙂
Saw dad make a mistake. I told him “you have one job, daddy… ONE JOB!”
Saw dad make a mistake. I told him “you have one job, daddy… ONE JOB!”
Got attacked by a gigantic apple juice container the other day. Scared the pants off on me. No, for real. The were soaked in apple juice!
Got attacked by a gigantic apple juice container the other day. Scared the pants off on me. No, for real. The were soaked in apple juice!
So embarrassed. Just found out what I’ve been calling “fiders” all this time, are actually called “sfiders”
So embarrassed. Just found out what I’ve been calling “fiders” all this time, are actually called “sfiders”
I jus’ wanna be ‘naked baby!’
I jus’ wanna be ‘naked baby!’