So many choices… Eenie meenie eenie meenie eenie meenie eenie meenie catch a toe. My mother says this one. Oh! I don’t want that one…
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damage [da madge] exclamation informal 1: used to express anger frustration, irritation, contempt, or disappointment.
damage [da madge] exclamation informal 1: used to express anger frustration, irritation, contempt, or disappointment.
cub [cub] noun 1: a rubber or plastic device, often shaped into a nipple, for a baby to suck or bite on. (aka pacifier or plug)
cub [cub] noun 1: a rubber or plastic device, often shaped into a nipple, for a baby to suck or bite on. (aka pacifier or plug)
hunormous [hue norm us] adjective 1: very large in size, quantity or extent. “That truck was hunormous!”
hunormous [hue norm us] adjective 1: very large in size, quantity or extent. “That truck was hunormous!”
Oh! I wanna tell you a joke. Ready? Chicken Farmer!
Oh! I wanna tell you a joke. Ready?
Chicken Farmer!
Mouf guard. pic.twitter.com/cMsdC9ieIv
Mouf guard. pic.twitter.com/cMsdC9ieIv
One cookie? But I have TWO hands!
One cookie? But I have TWO hands!
barrel feet [bear al feet] adv. & adj. 1: the state of not wearing any footwear
barrel feet [bear al feet] adv. & adj. 1: the state of not wearing any footwear
Dad made me put socks on because I have barrel feet. He’s one to talk. Have you seen his hooves?
Dad made me put socks on because I have barrel feet. He’s one to talk. Have you seen his hooves?
When mom asked me if I wanted to share my toys, I had no idea it would be with theses savages. Can I get a mulligan?
When mom asked me if I wanted to share my toys, I had no idea it would be with theses savages. Can I get a mulligan?