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Imported tweets from @jacksondew
The F word rhymes with DUCK!
The F word rhymes with DUCK!
Cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock-a-doodle-doo!
Cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock-a-doodle-doo!
Called dad a cock head. Apparently he doesn’t like to pretend he has a chicken’s head. Mom says that’s not a word we use.
Called dad a cock head. Apparently he doesn’t like to pretend he has a chicken’s head. Mom says that’s not a word we use.
Hugh Glass has nothing on me. I was attacked by a bear AND a crocodile last night. I still made it to kindergarten. pic.twitter.com/j1ova5d2VZ
Hugh Glass has nothing on me. I was attacked by a bear AND a crocodile last night. I still made it to kindergarten. pic.twitter.com/j1ova5d2VZ
Told dad he was horrendous. Called mom a lunk. Anyone know what horrendous means? What about lunk? Asking for a friend.
Told dad he was horrendous.
Called mom a lunk.
Anyone know what horrendous means? What about lunk? Asking for a friend.
Got to get out bed, doodle for a bit, waste some time and then I convinced mom to come cuddle in bed with me. This is too easy. Suckers!
Got to get out bed, doodle for a bit, waste some time and then I convinced mom to come cuddle in bed with me.
This is too easy.
Suckers!
Ha! Mom & dad will fall for anything: “…I’m too hot because the light is poison and I need to draw a symbol on paper so I can sleep” worked!
Ha! Mom & dad will fall for anything: “…I’m too hot because the light is poison and I need to draw a symbol on paper so I can sleep” worked!
R.I.P Speedy. pic.twitter.com/fNsAa1jgOA
R.I.P Speedy. pic.twitter.com/fNsAa1jgOA
My name is not Jackson anymore. Now my name is Radio Active.
My name is not Jackson anymore. Now my name is Radio Active.