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Imported tweets from @jacksondew
Dad shot me in the face with maple syrup. He says it was an accident when the jug fell. I think it was because of the sour puss thing.
Dad shot me in the face with maple syrup. He says it was an accident when the jug fell.
I think it was because of the sour puss thing.
Called mom a sour puss. Probably won’t do that again for a while.
Called mom a sour puss.
Probably won’t do that again for a while.
Got mom this plate for Christmas. It’s perfect because it says “CAT” like cat mode. pic.twitter.com/JX7L72DQrS
Got mom this plate for Christmas. It’s perfect because it says “CAT” like cat mode. pic.twitter.com/JX7L72DQrS
Oh man. I hear something on the roof.
Oh man. I hear something on the roof.
Everyone’s a frickin’ egg!
Everyone’s a frickin’ egg!
Do you know about the Bowen Arrow weapon? The arrows are launched by the Bowen.
Do you know about the Bowen Arrow weapon? The arrows are launched by the Bowen.
Dog or cat or tarantula or chipmunk. Those are your only choices guys. What pet do you pick?
Dog or cat or tarantula or chipmunk. Those are your only choices guys. What pet do you pick?
The 2015 Soccer Experiment was a failure. I’m just not up for running.
The 2015 Soccer Experiment was a failure. I’m just not up for running.
5, yo!
5, yo!